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Nov. 6th, 2009 @ 03:12 pm There are hippo races in Australia?
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I've done stuff since last Friday, really I have... but I have not the brains to post them.  Largely it's involved doing hellalotta transfections this week (none today thank heavens).

The friend in Australia that we'll be seeing in March sent this list of (presumably real) questions that an Australia tourism site received.  Answers are funny and occasionally crude, therefore probably not entirely worksafe.  Enjoy anyway!

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Oct. 30th, 2009 @ 05:53 pm xkcd randomness while bored
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The first xkcd comic that got a full giggle after several iterations of hitting the Random button:
Poor kitty!

Have a nice weekend, everyone!
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Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 04:39 pm Perhaps the most frightening crossover concept I've ever seen
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The Classics of Literature meet Charlie Brown, Garfield and Rex Worth in Masterpiece Comics.

(It is, I will cheerfully admit, much more interesting than the straight graphic novel interpretations of e.g. Shakespeare that I've seen.)

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Oct. 15th, 2009 @ 10:22 pm Penny Arcade does Scribblenauts
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No, this doesn't win you a level.  (At least, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.)
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Oct. 2nd, 2009 @ 05:01 pm Songs of Science
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I've recently been informed that the Halloween party traditional at the annual department retreat may be replaced by "something that might resemble Oktoberfest and a short-sketch show possibly with group singing."  Being the sort of person I am, this immediately provoked a web search for science-based songs that I could sing. 

I was already familiar with a few, namely Tom Lehrer's Elements, Monty Python's Galaxy Song, and The Amphioxus Song (the latter stumbled upon when I was working at the genome center and doing amphioxus finishing).  And I knew a bunch of programmer/sci-fi filk songs (HAL's Song - it's in the comments, search for "I sent Frank to fix the antenna" and sing it to "My bonnie lies over the ocean", You Can Build a Mainframe From the Things You Find at Home), but those seemed inappropriate for the group.  Surely, surely there were more out there. 

Surprise!  There are!

The journal Nature runs a blog called The Great Beyond that has collected a whole lotta science songs, many with videos.  There's possibilities there.  They also link in one of those posts to rips of Singing Science records, a six-LP set for kids produced in the "late 1950s / early 1960s by Hy Zaret and Lou Singer. (Zaret's main claim to fame is writing the lyrics to the classic "Unchained >Melody" for the 1955 movie "Unchained", later recorded by the Righteous Brothers and more recently used in 'Ghost'.)"  I listened to much of "What is an Animal?" before I broke under the wave of saccharine cuteness-for-5-year-olds and turned it off.

Happy Friday!

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Aug. 5th, 2009 @ 09:32 pm You must also hear this: CATcerto.
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Nora the Piano Cat has been playing piano for some time on youtube, apparently. Mindaugas Piecaitis saw some of her videos, and wrote a quite lovely piece around them. 


It's under 5 minutes long, and all lovers of cats and/or music deserve to take a look.  Worksafe.
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Jul. 20th, 2009 @ 09:08 pm Presented for your entertainment...
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• Ganked from [info]digitalemur : John Tickle walks on custard!



(Obviously I need to find more Brainiac stuff.)

• The Editing Room's abridged script of Angels and Demons made me feel like I'd lost several IQ points just from reading it.

• Huz and I have been trying to work on echolocation after seeing the below video of a 14-year-old who lost his vision at age 2, and uses echolocation to find his way around the world.


Enjoy!
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Jul. 8th, 2009 @ 09:21 am Life update
Haven't posted in much too long; my apologies!

Had a lovely super-long holiday weekend - my department decreed that All Regular Employees Shall Take Thursday Off to help us spend down our vacations.  So I spent Thursday taking a kitty to the vet (just regular checkup, no emergencies!), having lunch and hanging out with a work buddy from the Genome Center, rummaging at the library, finishing Chapter 2 of Paper Mario 1K-year Door, and generally relaxing.  (I was sorry to miss seeing [info]nezumiko  - hopefully next time she won't have the flu!)  Friday we both had off.  Um... we went skating, and I think we just hung out.  Saturday I did a pretty thorough vacuuming of the bedroom, which badly needed it.  Privet trees/bushes, to which I'm horribly allergic, are just starting to come into bloom, so anything I can do to lower the amount of allergens around is a Good Thing.  We spent the evening indoors with the kitties with the doors and windows closed, so the noise of the fireworks wouldn't freak them out too much.  Sunday I went to church, we skated again, I cleaned the living room/dining room, and finished Phoenix Wright 2.  (If you make the last couple of in-court choices wrong, you get a surprisingly detailed 'wrong' ending; much more interesting than the usual simple slamming of the courtroom doors.  The 'right' ending is, of course, even better.) 

We also finished reading Neal Stephenson's Anathem aloud to each other.  It definitely deserves its own post, hopefully I'll get to it soon.  For now, suffice it to say that it's a book that demands your close attention on pretty much every page, but is overall worth the effort the reader puts into it. 

Finally, a marvelous video ganked from kayray - College Humor's reworking of West Side Story into Web Site Story.  It's only about 4 minutes long, and extremely well done.  (Worksafe.)

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Jun. 23rd, 2009 @ 09:26 am Star Trek silliness
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The Editing Room has come out with the abridged script for the Star Trek movie.  Warning: do not have your mouth full of toothpaste when you get to the "yo mama so dead" part.
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Mar. 16th, 2009 @ 09:52 pm Mostly several varieties of argh
Current Mood: tired and somewhat headachey
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• One of the hymns we sang yesterday is "What a Friend We Have in Jesus." I am less than fond of the words; suffice it to say that they are very Baptist, and I am quite definitely not a Baptist. I was therefore slightly put off to have it running through my head for chunks of yesterday afternoon and large parts of today. (It's a very chirpy, catchy tune. I suppose I could try using "Oh My Darling Clementine" words instead; I realized that these fit the tune equally well.)

• HHMI informed me today that they're really not s'posed to pay for lunches on day trips, and that after this most recent trip to Berkeley, they will cease to do so. Hmph.

• Much of the sequencing data I stared at today was useless: crap data (lots of overlapping squiggly lines for my traces), or inserts going in the wrong bloody way, or annoying errors all over the place.

• Life is made somewhat better by [info]digitalemur 's post of the following animation to Jonathan Coulter's song "Mandelbrot Set," of which I'd never heard before. Enjoy! (NSFW; uses the F-word to describe the coolness of a fractal)

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Feb. 6th, 2009 @ 09:34 pm Which Firefly character are you?
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Ganked from Nathan Fillion's blog (he comes up as Kaylee):


Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
























Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
80%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
70%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
65%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
60%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
55%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
45%
Inara Serra (Companion)
45%
River (Stowaway)
40%
Alliance
35%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
15%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
10%
Dependable and trustworthy.
You love your significant other and
you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.


Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test


Not what I expected.  Not sure who I would have expected.  Inarra, maybe.  Amused to score higher as a Reaver than as Jayne.

Also amused to find that Malcolm Reynolds = Nathan Fillion = Captain Hammer, which is how I found this meme in the first place.  See what I do for fun Friday nights?

I'm sure my post rate will decrease again soon. Apologies for the spamminess; I thought I'd put up the prepackaged baked goods review earlier today.

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Jan. 28th, 2009 @ 08:34 pm But I read icanhascheezburger today...
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and I discovered this, which I think I need to print out and post at work:

funny pictures of cats with captions
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Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 08:45 am Because everyone needs to watch a cat riding on a Roomba.
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Maybe it was because I was really tired and it was past 11:30 when I saw this. But I thought it was friggin' hilarious. Enjoy!

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Nov. 13th, 2008 @ 09:05 pm Almost entirely content-free
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There are parts of my friends-list who I expect haven't seen these yet, and would appreciate them. Mightygodking spent some quality time with the science fiction and fantasy novels he read as an adolescent... and the novels' covers, and a lot of time with Photoshop. The results are astonishingly apt retitlings of some moderately well-known works. (My personal favorite: Mercedes Lackey's Magic's Price, retitled to My Little Pony Goes to War.)

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Thanks to [info]apintrix  for the original links!

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Oct. 3rd, 2008 @ 11:51 am More Friday fun from VSL!
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Today's entry involves links to some very early, very neat color photographs. Here's most of the blurb:

"The Coen, Hughes, Wachowski, and Warner brothers are brought to you, in part, by Auguste and Louis Lumière — French siblings who screened their first short films in 1895, launching commercial cinema as we know it. What most people don’t know is that the Lumière brothers also invented a remarkable camera process — one that was equally ahead of its time.

First marketed in 1907, the Autochrome Lumière involved the use of glass plates coated with varnish and dyed potato starch. The following year, a financier named Albert Kahn fell in love with the invention and sent teams of photographers out into the world to capture the birth of modernity.

The equipment those photographers carried was almost as delicate as the autochromes they came home with, and the photos themselves have a blissed-out, fuzzy aura; they're like half-remembered dreams, or entirely imagined ones."

Old photos are here - use the arrows up the top of the page to navigate through the show. I haven't watched any of them yet, but old movies are here.

They're right - there's an astonishing quality to the photos that I've looked at so far.  Enjoy!

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Sep. 24th, 2008 @ 01:01 pm Fun ad
Current Location: work
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I subscribe to Very Short List - a newsletter that sends you one email every weekday about something they consider cool or interesting or what have you. I've mostly been unimpressed with their stuff, but today's entry is actually kind of interesting.

A while back, Ridley Scott directed what turned out to be a hugely popular British ad for Hovis bread.



The Hovis company, in celebration of its 122nd anniversary, decided to make a new ad in the spirit of the old one: a bread delivery boy on a delivery run - but the path is through time as well as through space, and the two-minute piece really works exceedingly well:



Enjoy!
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Jul. 18th, 2008 @ 09:05 pm Two bits of entertainment
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog!  Directed by the very-bored-during-the-writers-strike Joss Whedon, and free for downloading till midnight Sunday!  Go watch, go watch!

And from the land of Librivox:  Our founder got an email from a text-to-computer-voice service, essentially wanting Librivox to invest in their services.  Hugh wrote the following response, which you can view in the Librivox forums here:

"Hi XYZ,

"Thanks for the note. For our text to speech needs, we have been using a sophisticated model of advanced humanoid biological computing systems (AHBCS) since project launch in 2005, and we are more than satisfied with the results to date. We've found the units to be occasionally idiosyncratic in their interpretation of texts, but we've come to view that as a positive rather than a negative. Many of our clients grew up listening to previous generations of AHBCS, whose idiosyncrasies were similar to the ones found in our current models, and our focus groups and marketing data suggests that these errors tend to provide a pleasing sense of nostalgia in our clients. One extensive study undertaken by our Psychological Evaluations Team found that listening to LibriVox recordings can actually trigger memory episodes of early interactions with various AHBCSs in the clients' childhoods (often these interactions were with the celebrated Parental Care Provision Units, about which much has been written, and many of which are still in service today ... in fact, we are using a good number of PCPUs in our fleet of AHBCSs ). Of course some listeners prefer more traditional text-to-speech technologies, which obviously deliver superior exactitude and consistency, at the expense of the more nebulous (and frankly, difficult to manage) qualities generated by our AHBCSs. However, we've found our niche, our listeners seem happy, and, if you can permit me such a flight of fancy, I dare say our AHBCSs show a certain twinkle in their visual perception indicators that I've not seen in units put to other, more traditional uses.

"Regarding speechifying our web site, in that area we could see some improvement. However, we currently operate on a budget of $0, and everything we do is done by volunteers (even the AHBCSs are volunteers!). If your company is interested in supporting a good cause, perhaps you could consider providing us with a freebie?

"Best regards,
etc."
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Apr. 24th, 2008 @ 05:07 pm Thinkiness ≠ creativity
Current Location: work
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Last night (after having run out of thinkiness), I was looking for the laser pointer, with which I'd been torturing the cats earlier.  (They like it.  Really, they do.  They wanted more, hence my looking for it.) 

After a minor search, I didn't see it in any of its usual places, at which point I declared that the object in question "was displaying a certain lack of findability."

There's gotta be a use for that in some HR-generated office-speak document somewhere, right?

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In other news: Having woken up with a scratchy/sore throat that has not gone away over the course of the day, I probably have the cold that's been going around.  I'm not sorry to be getting it over with now, as I can be a single absent soprano out of many for the performance of Carmina Burana that Symphonic Chorus is doing this weekend.  However, it would be spectacularly bad if I were to miss either the recital (of all my voice teacher's students, including me) or the big church Evensong thing that we're doing, both of which happen on Saturday May 10.  Definitely better to get it over with now!

Meantime, here are some alterative lyrics to 'O Fortuna', for the many of you who are familiar with the original Latin.  It's more a son et lumiere of  mis-hearing the original lyrics, rather than making up totally new ones.
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Apr. 1st, 2008 @ 02:16 pm Oh, how I wish they were joking.
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Current Mood: tired
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Someone decided that it would be a good idea to make a Zelda movie. 

IGN has the first trailer of the live-action flick here.  It... doesn't look promising. 

For starters, I really don't believe it was wise to carry the trope of Link as Silent Hero to the film medium.  Second, I have a feeling it'll look a little like a speed run of a Zelda game (or there'll only be, like, 3 dungeons).  Finally, while it's fun to watch someone else play (and to yell suggestions when they get stuck - Zelda film crossed with Rocky Horror, anyone??), it's generally much more satisfying to play Zelda yourself.


EDIT: Wooops... fooled me!
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As a lighter, better bit of humor, I offer you the short story Wikihistory.  It's about time travel and what all the new members of the International Association of Time Travelers do on their first 'trip'.  Enjoy!
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Feb. 23rd, 2008 @ 09:18 pm A little instructional video
Current Location: home
Current Mood: not rained on
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NSFW... well, prolly it's fine, really.  Just being careful. 

How to behave on an internet forum

In other news: it's a problem when the player can see a mile-wide hole in Phoenix's reasoning late in his first case, isn't it? 

Oh, and it's wet outside.  Really wet and windy.
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